We are moving our operations to Florida and will not be able to ship any open orders until around the 30th. We sincerely apologize for the inconvenience.

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Donate to the U.S. Thot Patrol

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Due to a lack of federal funding, we humbly request donations of any amount. Your donation supports the continued operations of the U.S. Thot Patrol and Office of Simp Prevention in our efforts to prevent thottishness and simping nationwide.