In stock orders are beginning to ship again today, 6/18. Custom shirts & wrap kits are at 10 days lead time from order placement until fulfillment.

Donate to the U.S. Thot Patrol

Donate to the U.S. Thot Patrol

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Due to a lack of federal funding, we humbly request donations of any amount. Your donation supports the continued operations of the U.S. Thot Patrol and Office of Simp Prevention in our efforts to prevent thottishness and simping nationwide.