Careers at USTP-DHI
Ready to discover your future as a Thot Patrol agent?
As a member of Thot Patrol, you'll secure our nation against the threat of thottishness on land, at sea, in the air, and in cyberspace.
Feel at home on the water? Take a position as a Thot Patrol Seaman and work to screen & intercept shipments of dangerous hard seltzer and 20 foot long phone chargers.
More comfortable behind a keyboard? Conduct OnlyFans surveillance operations as a Thot Patrol Simp Enforcement Agent.
At USTP, your motivation is your only limit.