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A Division of the Department of Hoes & Insecurity

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Uniforms & Merchandise

  • US Thot Patrol Raid Shirt- Longsleeve, Reflective Print
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  • U.S. Thot Patrol Field Agent T-Shirt- OD Green, Reflective Print
    T-Shirt with text on the left reading
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  • US Thot Patrol Hooded Sweatshirt- Olive Green, Reflective Print
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  • Department of Hoes & Insecurity T-Shirt- Black
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    $20.00
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