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Uniforms & Merchandise

  • U.S. Thot Patrol Field Agent T-Shirt- OD Green, Reflective Print
    T-Shirt with text on the left reading
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  • US Thot Patrol Raid Shirt- Longsleeve, Reflective Print
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  • U.S. Thot Patrol / DHI Raid Jacket- Green with Reflective Yellow Lettering
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  • US Thot Patrol Hooded Sweatshirt- Olive Green, Reflective Print
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Donations Now Accepted

  • $10 Donation to the U.S. Thot Patrol
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  • $100 Donation to the U.S. Thot Patrol
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  • $50 Donation to the U.S. Thot Patrol
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