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Mission

The 6 Pillars of Thottishness- McDonald's, Charge They Phone, Twerk, Be Bisexual, Eat Hot Chip, and Lie

USTP's mission is to "Stop Thottishness Before It Starts". Our agents work to achieve this goal by eliminating all behaviors that compose the 6 Pillars of Thottishness:

McDonald's

Charge They Phone

Twerk

Be Bisexual

Eat Hot Chip

Lie

These behaviors are most commonly seen in women born after 1993, but thottishness is not limited to any one gender or age- truly anyone can be a thot.