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Welcome to the Official Web Site of the U.S. Thot Patrol

A Division of the Department of Hoes & Insecurity

Since 2021, USTP has been devoted to the prevention and regulation of thottish behavior. Whether conducting surveillance on an e-girl or confiscating a shipment of bootleg Puff Bars, the brave men and women of Thot Patrol are ever-vigilant in our mission to "Stop Thottishness Before It Starts".

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Due to a lack of federal funding, we humbly request donations of any amount. Your donation supports the continued operations of the U.S. Thot Patrol and Office of Simp Prevention in our efforts to prevent thottishness and simping nationwide.