Welcome to the Official Web Site of the U.S. Thot Patrol
A Division of the Department of Hoes & Insecurity
Since 2021, USTP has been devoted to the prevention and regulation of thottish behavior. Whether conducting surveillance on an e-girl or confiscating a shipment of bootleg Puff Bars, the brave men and women of Thot Patrol are ever-vigilant in our mission to "Stop Thottishness Before It Starts".
Uniforms & Merchandise
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U.S. Thot Patrol Field Agent T-Shirt- OD Green, Reflective Print
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US Thot Patrol Raid Shirt- Longsleeve, Reflective Print
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U.S. Thot Patrol / DHI Raid Jacket- Green with Reflective Yellow Lettering
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US Thot Patrol Hooded Sweatshirt- Olive Green, Reflective Print
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